From Twitter 11-29-2010

• 18:22:33: A windy, stormy day in Tofino. And there were people out on the water *kayaking*. This, I do not understand.
  
• 18:30:07: I've had a wonderful time here, and on vacation in general.
  
• 18:30:58: Ruy and I think we've settled on a wedding date.
  
• 18:31:09: I'm truly happy to be marrying him.
  
• 18:34:57: For all his weird idiosyncrasies, I love him and trust him implicitly. (@rubyruy)
  
• 18:35:51: So, that feeling of dread, suspicion, and betrayal I'm feeling? Isn't coming from *this* relationship.
  
• 18:36:29: But rather started when I logged onto the internet for the first time since we left Victoria.
  
• 18:39:00: I'll never understand the delicate reasoning behind unfriending/unfollowing someone without saying anything.
  
• 18:39:17: But then again, I actually have empathy for people.
  
• 18:40:05: If we aren't getting along, or there's a reason why I just can't be around you anymore, I find it polite to let you know.
  
• 18:40:27: Because, you know, that way, you wouldn't take it personally.
  
• 18:41:14: *Or* you'd take it the appropriate amount of personally, if I were to, say, tell you to go to hell.
  
• 18:44:28: Either way, *I* wouldn't be left feeling like I've done something wrong, and I don't know what it is or how to make it better.
  
• 18:45:16: And I'm *kind* of tired of taking on the problems of the rest of the world. I'm tired of second-guessing my actions and words.
  
• 18:46:51: And as soon as @rubyruy reads this latest set of tweets, he's going to wrest the internet from my grip and tell me I can't come back.
  
• 18:47:21: Because he's tired of seeing me hurt, paranoid, sad, and anxious.
  
• 18:47:29: And he's right.
  
• 18:48:46: @LilFerret DITTO! I was so upset! ...*rushes back to add you*
  
• 18:54:54: RT @rubyruy: @xenontetroxide i'm cutting you off the internets >:(
  
• 18:55:33: I rest my case.
  

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From Twitter 11-27-2010

• 09:25:21: My mouth is drier than a...metaphor incomplete.
  
• 09:25:56: I still maintain I was drugged by the brisket last night.
  
• 09:27:11: Tofino today, after grabbing a few things her like breakfast (for here) and lunch (to go).
  
• 09:27:57: But man, oh man, do I need coffee and a lot of it.
  
• 09:31:40: Kind of wish I didn't feel so much like vomiting. I though I'd gotten everything out after the brisket episode last night.
  
• 09:34:47: Ruy, stop snoring or I will stuff this iPod up your nose.
  
• 09:36:27: Awww, I just realized I'll get to say that for the next 60+ years. *swoon*
  
• 09:39:02: Which has oddly just inspired me to write Helen/John fic. Ha. @windandthestars, read my 2 tweets preceding this one.
  
• 09:40:07: Speaking of which, I now have 2 episodes of Sanctuary to catch up on now.
  
• 09:41:25: @replicarter8022 yep, stuffing iPods up Ruy's nose for yeeeeeears to come. Romantic, eh?
  
• 09:43:28: @windandthestars "I'm not snoring, I'm ...teleporting.". "What?! That's not even a thing!"
  
• 09:45:21: Probably a good thing he understands my obsession with John Druitt. Or relaying that conversation to him would be weird.
  
• 09:47:03: @windandthestars Don't ever let me forget to tell you about Bank Job and the concept of teleporting semen.
  
• 09:49:39: @windandthestars Also, after last night's dinner and walk to the hotel, I said something about there being source blood in this jello.
  
• 09:54:13: @windandthestars "Act sober!" "What? But we *are* sober!" "I'm not so sure anymore. There's source blood in this Jello."
  
• 09:56:32: @windandthestars "That gov't car is still parked outside the hotel. Do you think they keep it there for...parliamentary emergencies?"
  
• 09:58:28: @windandthestars "All they'd have to do is cross the street. Parliament is right there." "And what they needed to get there in a hurry?"
  
• 10:00:08: @windandthestars "They could... Walk faster? Ooo, maybe *they* are allowed to walk on the grass.". "Do you hear music? I hear music."
  
• 10:01:42: @windandthestars *And* so far as we know, we actually *were* sober!
  
• 10:04:09: @windandthestars ...just extremely entertaining, apparently.
  
• 10:06:51: @windandthestars Surprisingly, we have conversations like this all the time. I don't usually nearly fall over from laughing so hard though.
  
• 10:38:44: No amount of sugar is making this coffee palatable.
  
• 11:29:22: Ruy spent breakfast overhearing snooty, pompous rich people and kept passing me notes on his phone.
  
• 11:30:10: The only solution to that is to be pompous so they can overhear you.
  
• 11:42:51: However, the only sufficient cover story I could come up with was that I was formerly Catwoman.
  
• 11:43:18: Not the actress, just the supervillain.
  
• 11:43:47: That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
  
• 11:44:33: Noble jobs like the Lantern Corps weren't paying enough at the time.
  
• 11:45:13: And thus I was solidified as a nerd, and not even a rich one...
  
• 13:11:22: On our way to Tofino and probably won't tweet much from there.
  
• 15:45:33: Ruy and I watched Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog about a month ago. Since then he's referred to Felicia Day as Fake!Lisa. @windandthestars
  

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From Twitter 11-26-2010

• 00:13:14: @LilFerret *joins you*
  

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From Twitter 11-25-2010

• 13:19:48: WTF. Snow. And we're driving to Tofino in the midst of it.
  
• 16:35:18: Made it to the island. First coffee of the day: quarter after 3.
  
• 21:58:40: In brightest day, in blackest night...
  
• 22:00:22: I am, in fact, engaged. To be married. To Ruy. He proposed this afternoon at afternoon tea at The Empress.
  
• 22:29:00: I just scored 342,538 points, playing Bad Romance in Lady Gaga Revenge 2!
  http://bit.ly/bI7Ble (Love you, #sg14)
  

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From Twitter 11-23-2010

• 19:46:12: Good news is, I don't appear to be diabetic. Bad news, that's one of the last 4 things it could be before they just declare it idiopathic.
  
• 19:49:17: Now, we're onto the weirder things.
  
• 19:49:58: Like what I have affectionately begun referring to as the carbon-dating test.
  
• 19:50:12: There's radioactivity involved.
  
• 19:50:29: It's on Dec. 16th. 5 hours long.
  
• 19:51:44: I think this is the one to check for bacterial overgrowth, but fuck if I know.
  
• 19:55:05: Having looked it up, this would appear to be the case. I will still refer to it as the carbon-dating test. Because...why not?
  
• 19:56:14: In other news, lab results say my liver is AWESOME.
  
• 19:56:34: Also, kidneys.
  
• 19:57:27: Also, I've apparently managed to maintain some semblance of not-malnourished.
  
• 19:58:05: Sure, some of the numbers could be better, but my mother is just so *pleased* that I'm not in nutritional decline.
  
• 19:58:39: That sounded sarcastic. She really is pleased.
  
• 19:59:33: Personally, I'll be happy if the pain and vomiting go away, but I don't have high hopes, really.
  
• 20:00:56: Ow.
  

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From Twitter 11-22-2010

• 15:27:55: Looking at this picture: http://i.imgur.com/EfgDd.png is making me twitchy. VERY TWITCHY.
  

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From Twitter 11-20-2010

• 09:53:48: That much glucose this early in the morning would make anyone diabetic. #thestomachsaga
  
• 09:54:59: @queenanthai ...it's snowing here, but I share the sentiment.
  
• 10:01:49: Um, okay, hyper much? I hate you, glorified Orange Crush. #thestomachsaga
  
• 10:44:57: Ugh. Now I just feel sick. A stomach full of sugar and nothing else. Has it been 2 hours yet? #thestomachsaga
  

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