From Twitter 12-08-2010

• 01:04:10: Hello, Alan Rickman's voice out of nowhere.
  
• 01:04:25: Hello also, Tessa on my keyboard.
  
• 01:05:31: @windandthestars AND I DRAGGED YOU TO THE WRONG SIDE OF TOWN! Oh yeah, that was great. *fond memories*
  
• 01:08:17: Okay, Helena Bonham Carter, we get it, you play crazy so well. Now, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! #HarryPotter
  
• 01:14:39: Fine, I'll call you Helen Magnus, but you *need* to stop restarting Breach.
  
• 01:25:34: Also, you don't drink tea!
  
• 01:25:53: Sorry. I should clearly be directing this *at* Tessa.
  
• 01:28:17: Little miss potato chip stealer.
  
• 21:27:48: *dies of stomach*
  

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From Twitter 12-03-2010

• 11:17:31: @windandthestars is totally awesome. She sends me emails that cheer me up. :)
  
• 15:15:12: OW SCALP BURNING OW SCALP BURNING OW SCALP BURNING
  
• 15:16:16: The things I do for beauty.
  
• 15:16:35: Or, more accurately, the things I do to turn my hair funny colours.
  
• 15:18:30: OW SCALP BURNING.
  
• 15:20:18: WASHING IT OUT WASHING IT OUT WASHING IT OUT
  

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From Twitter 12-02-2010

• 13:41:27: @fumblingoctober *flyingtackleleaphugglesquish* Okay, back to what you were doing.
  
• 15:21:48: To life in general, and my health in particular, da futa-te-n gura. Please.
  
• 15:22:18: Or, if you prefer, fute-lingura.
  
• 15:22:38: I really hope fuckspoon will catch on as an insult. ;)
  
• 16:46:58: Okay, I'm watching @windandthestars vids from when she was answering questions back in...February. (What? It makes me miss her less.)
  
• 16:47:18: And I could swear she just said something about sock fuzz.
  
• 16:48:23: Yay, sock fuzz!
  
• 16:49:27: @LilFerret So am I. I'm thinking of just yelling it out the window and seeing if anyone picks it up.
  
• 17:14:47: @KeairaTeagan I have *3* weeks of catching up on LJ to do. Not to be snarky, but be patient, please! You're as bad as I am.
  
• 17:22:33: @windandthestars Sock fuzz? Come to think of it, I don't know. All I can think of is peanut butter. ...nobody puts that on their popcorn.
  
• 17:23:35: @windandthestars They sound good, but I think they're a bit heavy to go on the popcorn ;)
  
• 23:00:57: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers I will NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS. ...it's the painkillers.
  
• 23:01:37: @LilFerret It's not me, I swear to you.
  
• 23:03:21: @LilFerret It's LJ, because it keeps telling me I'm not your friend anymore. Shall we garrote Frank the Goat? ...it's the painkillers.
  
• 23:15:31: In case anybody wondered what's in butter rum, it's butter. And rum.
  
• 23:15:44: Who put the goat in there?!
  

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From Twitter 12-01-2010

• 14:30:17: Huh. I can actually *feel* my brain keening for rest of the Clonazepam dose I didn't have this morning.
  
• 14:31:08: God, I hate the days when running out of a prescription and picking up the next one don't overlap even slightly.
  
• 14:31:38: Because, in the meantime, I just sort of feel crazy.
  
• 14:32:31: And I am wisely not actually reading any LJ/Twitter/FB today, because I *know* I'll overreact.
  
• 14:33:27: ...you all hate me, don't you? *hides*
  
• 19:59:21: @LilFerret You always manage to make me smile when I want to cry, you know that?
  
• 20:02:29: Jalousie n'est pas une belle émotion. L'amour des amies, c'est très...um, you know, French for heart-warming.
  
• 20:02:45: @LilFerret Especially!
  

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From Twitter 11-29-2010

• 18:22:33: A windy, stormy day in Tofino. And there were people out on the water *kayaking*. This, I do not understand.
  
• 18:30:07: I've had a wonderful time here, and on vacation in general.
  
• 18:30:58: Ruy and I think we've settled on a wedding date.
  
• 18:31:09: I'm truly happy to be marrying him.
  
• 18:34:57: For all his weird idiosyncrasies, I love him and trust him implicitly. (@rubyruy)
  
• 18:35:51: So, that feeling of dread, suspicion, and betrayal I'm feeling? Isn't coming from *this* relationship.
  
• 18:36:29: But rather started when I logged onto the internet for the first time since we left Victoria.
  
• 18:39:00: I'll never understand the delicate reasoning behind unfriending/unfollowing someone without saying anything.
  
• 18:39:17: But then again, I actually have empathy for people.
  
• 18:40:05: If we aren't getting along, or there's a reason why I just can't be around you anymore, I find it polite to let you know.
  
• 18:40:27: Because, you know, that way, you wouldn't take it personally.
  
• 18:41:14: *Or* you'd take it the appropriate amount of personally, if I were to, say, tell you to go to hell.
  
• 18:44:28: Either way, *I* wouldn't be left feeling like I've done something wrong, and I don't know what it is or how to make it better.
  
• 18:45:16: And I'm *kind* of tired of taking on the problems of the rest of the world. I'm tired of second-guessing my actions and words.
  
• 18:46:51: And as soon as @rubyruy reads this latest set of tweets, he's going to wrest the internet from my grip and tell me I can't come back.
  
• 18:47:21: Because he's tired of seeing me hurt, paranoid, sad, and anxious.
  
• 18:47:29: And he's right.
  
• 18:48:46: @LilFerret DITTO! I was so upset! ...*rushes back to add you*
  
• 18:54:54: RT @rubyruy: @xenontetroxide i'm cutting you off the internets >:(
  
• 18:55:33: I rest my case.
  

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From Twitter 11-27-2010

• 09:25:21: My mouth is drier than a...metaphor incomplete.
  
• 09:25:56: I still maintain I was drugged by the brisket last night.
  
• 09:27:11: Tofino today, after grabbing a few things her like breakfast (for here) and lunch (to go).
  
• 09:27:57: But man, oh man, do I need coffee and a lot of it.
  
• 09:31:40: Kind of wish I didn't feel so much like vomiting. I though I'd gotten everything out after the brisket episode last night.
  
• 09:34:47: Ruy, stop snoring or I will stuff this iPod up your nose.
  
• 09:36:27: Awww, I just realized I'll get to say that for the next 60+ years. *swoon*
  
• 09:39:02: Which has oddly just inspired me to write Helen/John fic. Ha. @windandthestars, read my 2 tweets preceding this one.
  
• 09:40:07: Speaking of which, I now have 2 episodes of Sanctuary to catch up on now.
  
• 09:41:25: @replicarter8022 yep, stuffing iPods up Ruy's nose for yeeeeeears to come. Romantic, eh?
  
• 09:43:28: @windandthestars "I'm not snoring, I'm ...teleporting.". "What?! That's not even a thing!"
  
• 09:45:21: Probably a good thing he understands my obsession with John Druitt. Or relaying that conversation to him would be weird.
  
• 09:47:03: @windandthestars Don't ever let me forget to tell you about Bank Job and the concept of teleporting semen.
  
• 09:49:39: @windandthestars Also, after last night's dinner and walk to the hotel, I said something about there being source blood in this jello.
  
• 09:54:13: @windandthestars "Act sober!" "What? But we *are* sober!" "I'm not so sure anymore. There's source blood in this Jello."
  
• 09:56:32: @windandthestars "That gov't car is still parked outside the hotel. Do you think they keep it there for...parliamentary emergencies?"
  
• 09:58:28: @windandthestars "All they'd have to do is cross the street. Parliament is right there." "And what they needed to get there in a hurry?"
  
• 10:00:08: @windandthestars "They could... Walk faster? Ooo, maybe *they* are allowed to walk on the grass.". "Do you hear music? I hear music."
  
• 10:01:42: @windandthestars *And* so far as we know, we actually *were* sober!
  
• 10:04:09: @windandthestars ...just extremely entertaining, apparently.
  
• 10:06:51: @windandthestars Surprisingly, we have conversations like this all the time. I don't usually nearly fall over from laughing so hard though.
  
• 10:38:44: No amount of sugar is making this coffee palatable.
  
• 11:29:22: Ruy spent breakfast overhearing snooty, pompous rich people and kept passing me notes on his phone.
  
• 11:30:10: The only solution to that is to be pompous so they can overhear you.
  
• 11:42:51: However, the only sufficient cover story I could come up with was that I was formerly Catwoman.
  
• 11:43:18: Not the actress, just the supervillain.
  
• 11:43:47: That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
  
• 11:44:33: Noble jobs like the Lantern Corps weren't paying enough at the time.
  
• 11:45:13: And thus I was solidified as a nerd, and not even a rich one...
  
• 13:11:22: On our way to Tofino and probably won't tweet much from there.
  
• 15:45:33: Ruy and I watched Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog about a month ago. Since then he's referred to Felicia Day as Fake!Lisa. @windandthestars
  

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From Twitter 11-26-2010

• 00:13:14: @LilFerret *joins you*
  

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