30 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-29-2010



  • 18:22:33: A windy, stormy day in Tofino. And there were people out on the water *kayaking*. This, I do not understand.
  • 18:30:07: I've had a wonderful time here, and on vacation in general.
  • 18:30:58: Ruy and I think we've settled on a wedding date.
  • 18:31:09: I'm truly happy to be marrying him.
  • 18:34:57: For all his weird idiosyncrasies, I love him and trust him implicitly. (@rubyruy)
  • 18:35:51: So, that feeling of dread, suspicion, and betrayal I'm feeling? Isn't coming from *this* relationship.
  • 18:36:29: But rather started when I logged onto the internet for the first time since we left Victoria.
  • 18:39:00: I'll never understand the delicate reasoning behind unfriending/unfollowing someone without saying anything.
  • 18:39:17: But then again, I actually have empathy for people.
  • 18:40:05: If we aren't getting along, or there's a reason why I just can't be around you anymore, I find it polite to let you know.
  • 18:40:27: Because, you know, that way, you wouldn't take it personally.
  • 18:41:14: *Or* you'd take it the appropriate amount of personally, if I were to, say, tell you to go to hell.
  • 18:44:28: Either way, *I* wouldn't be left feeling like I've done something wrong, and I don't know what it is or how to make it better.
  • 18:45:16: And I'm *kind* of tired of taking on the problems of the rest of the world. I'm tired of second-guessing my actions and words.
  • 18:46:51: And as soon as @rubyruy reads this latest set of tweets, he's going to wrest the internet from my grip and tell me I can't come back.
  • 18:47:21: Because he's tired of seeing me hurt, paranoid, sad, and anxious.
  • 18:47:29: And he's right.
  • 18:48:46: @LilFerret DITTO! I was so upset! ...*rushes back to add you*
  • 18:54:54: RT @rubyruy: @xenontetroxide i'm cutting you off the internets >:(
  • 18:55:33: I rest my case.


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28 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-27-2010



  • 09:25:21: My mouth is drier than a...metaphor incomplete.
  • 09:25:56: I still maintain I was drugged by the brisket last night.
  • 09:27:11: Tofino today, after grabbing a few things her like breakfast (for here) and lunch (to go).
  • 09:27:57: But man, oh man, do I need coffee and a lot of it.
  • 09:31:40: Kind of wish I didn't feel so much like vomiting. I though I'd gotten everything out after the brisket episode last night.
  • 09:34:47: Ruy, stop snoring or I will stuff this iPod up your nose.
  • 09:36:27: Awww, I just realized I'll get to say that for the next 60+ years. *swoon*
  • 09:39:02: Which has oddly just inspired me to write Helen/John fic. Ha. @windandthestars, read my 2 tweets preceding this one.
  • 09:40:07: Speaking of which, I now have 2 episodes of Sanctuary to catch up on now.
  • 09:41:25: @replicarter8022 yep, stuffing iPods up Ruy's nose for yeeeeeears to come. Romantic, eh?
  • 09:43:28: @windandthestars "I'm not snoring, I'm ...teleporting.". "What?! That's not even a thing!"
  • 09:45:21: Probably a good thing he understands my obsession with John Druitt. Or relaying that conversation to him would be weird.
  • 09:47:03: @windandthestars Don't ever let me forget to tell you about Bank Job and the concept of teleporting semen.
  • 09:49:39: @windandthestars Also, after last night's dinner and walk to the hotel, I said something about there being source blood in this jello.
  • 09:54:13: @windandthestars "Act sober!" "What? But we *are* sober!" "I'm not so sure anymore. There's source blood in this Jello."
  • 09:56:32: @windandthestars "That gov't car is still parked outside the hotel. Do you think they keep it there for...parliamentary emergencies?"
  • 09:58:28: @windandthestars "All they'd have to do is cross the street. Parliament is right there." "And what they needed to get there in a hurry?"
  • 10:00:08: @windandthestars "They could... Walk faster? Ooo, maybe *they* are allowed to walk on the grass.". "Do you hear music? I hear music."
  • 10:01:42: @windandthestars *And* so far as we know, we actually *were* sober!
  • 10:04:09: @windandthestars ...just extremely entertaining, apparently.
  • 10:06:51: @windandthestars Surprisingly, we have conversations like this all the time. I don't usually nearly fall over from laughing so hard though.
  • 10:38:44: No amount of sugar is making this coffee palatable.
  • 11:29:22: Ruy spent breakfast overhearing snooty, pompous rich people and kept passing me notes on his phone.
  • 11:30:10: The only solution to that is to be pompous so they can overhear you.
  • 11:42:51: However, the only sufficient cover story I could come up with was that I was formerly Catwoman.
  • 11:43:18: Not the actress, just the supervillain.
  • 11:43:47: That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
  • 11:44:33: Noble jobs like the Lantern Corps weren't paying enough at the time.
  • 11:45:13: And thus I was solidified as a nerd, and not even a rich one...
  • 13:11:22: On our way to Tofino and probably won't tweet much from there.
  • 15:45:33: Ruy and I watched Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog about a month ago. Since then he's referred to Felicia Day as Fake!Lisa. @windandthestars


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27 November, 2010

26 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-25-2010



  • 13:19:48: WTF. Snow. And we're driving to Tofino in the midst of it.
  • 16:35:18: Made it to the island. First coffee of the day: quarter after 3.
  • 21:58:40: In brightest day, in blackest night...
  • 22:00:22: I am, in fact, engaged. To be married. To Ruy. He proposed this afternoon at afternoon tea at The Empress.
  • 22:29:00: I just scored 342,538 points, playing Bad Romance in Lady Gaga Revenge 2!
    http://bit.ly/bI7Ble (Love you, #sg14)


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24 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-23-2010



  • 19:46:12: Good news is, I don't appear to be diabetic. Bad news, that's one of the last 4 things it could be before they just declare it idiopathic.
  • 19:49:17: Now, we're onto the weirder things.
  • 19:49:58: Like what I have affectionately begun referring to as the carbon-dating test.
  • 19:50:12: There's radioactivity involved.
  • 19:50:29: It's on Dec. 16th. 5 hours long.
  • 19:51:44: I think this is the one to check for bacterial overgrowth, but fuck if I know.
  • 19:55:05: Having looked it up, this would appear to be the case. I will still refer to it as the carbon-dating test. Because...why not?
  • 19:56:14: In other news, lab results say my liver is AWESOME.
  • 19:56:34: Also, kidneys.
  • 19:57:27: Also, I've apparently managed to maintain some semblance of not-malnourished.
  • 19:58:05: Sure, some of the numbers could be better, but my mother is just so *pleased* that I'm not in nutritional decline.
  • 19:58:39: That sounded sarcastic. She really is pleased.
  • 19:59:33: Personally, I'll be happy if the pain and vomiting go away, but I don't have high hopes, really.
  • 20:00:56: Ow.


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23 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-22-2010





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21 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-20-2010



  • 09:53:48: That much glucose this early in the morning would make anyone diabetic. #thestomachsaga
  • 09:54:59: @queenanthai ...it's snowing here, but I share the sentiment.
  • 10:01:49: Um, okay, hyper much? I hate you, glorified Orange Crush. #thestomachsaga
  • 10:44:57: Ugh. Now I just feel sick. A stomach full of sugar and nothing else. Has it been 2 hours yet? #thestomachsaga


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20 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-19-2010



  • 11:14:03: In fearful day, in raging night,
  • 11:14:14: with strong hearts full, our souls ignite!
  • 11:14:21: When all seems lost in the War of Light, look to the stars, for hope burns bright!
  • 11:14:37: Today's the day I visit the GI doctor.
  • 11:14:48: "All will be well."
  • 16:08:26: I have a long road ahead of me.
  • 16:08:34: Is the general diagnosis.
  • 16:09:23: The actual diagnosis currently being gastroparesis, the underlying cause being currently unknown.
  • 16:15:31: Gastroparesis is partial paralysis/stasis of the stomach, meaning the stomach essentially does fuck all to help with digestion.
  • 16:15:55: Hence why the solid food just sits there.
  • 16:16:08: And then gets vomited back up.
  • 16:17:08: The question is why. First, they're testing me for diabetes, which apparently goes hand in hand with celiac disease.
  • 16:17:37: They're doing a whack of bloodwork and a glucose tolerance test. Tomorrow.
  • 16:18:02: Then there's to be a CT scan of my small intestine to check for lesions.
  • 16:18:32: And a capsule test to look for, um, problems, I guess, in the digestion. It's a little camera.
  • 16:19:01: And a test to look for bacterial overgrowth in my small intestine from 8 months of gastroparesis.
  • 16:19:14: And I have to stop eating solid food.
  • 16:19:38: If I would like something that was formerly solid, I have to puree it. Which sounds just nasty.
  • 16:19:55: Nothing high in fibre, nothing high in fat. Nothing jagged.
  • 16:20:40: And apparently, I've been taking the motility drug wrong. I wish someone had informed me of that at least 6 months ago.
  • 16:21:33: Also, my gastroesophageal reflux PPI, is supposed to be in the morning and not the evening, but no one told me that either.
  • 16:21:54: I miss Nexium, which both made sense, and worked. But it's too fucking expensive.
  • 16:22:05: Fuck Canada's drug plan.
  • 16:25:37: I'm sitting in the breakroom at Ruy's work, and generally feeling shitty. I did bring a literal fuckton of comics to read, though.
  • 16:26:13: I was going to go to the comic book store, but ended up just not wanting to be alone.
  • 16:27:42: I think I have pretty legit cause at this point to say FUCK. MY. LIFE.
  • 16:28:08: Right, well, those of you that aren't on LJ now have a general sense of what's going on.
  • 16:29:18: Now, excuse me while I leave.
  • 16:31:04: I'm sick (literally) and tired (also, quite literally) of throwing my opinion into the attention-getting fray, so goodbye.
  • 16:32:24: I've neither reason nor patience to sit here and tweet at no one anymore.
  • 16:32:58: Only reason I posted about the results of the GI visit were on the offchance @queenanthai might find it useful.
  • 16:33:09: All will be well. But not right now.


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19 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-18-2010



  • 09:42:21: I cannot read this morning.
  • 09:43:12: Playing #WoW before meeting my dad for coffee and I read the move "Parry" as "Pastry." Unfortunately, that made me hungry.
  • 09:43:46: Then, of course, there were the Studly (Sturdy) Leather Bracers. #WoW
  • 09:44:18: And, just offhand, I would like to kill the crap out of Stormwind right now. Jesus, can't a low-level go about her questing in the city...
  • 09:44:57: ...without being eaten by several furious elementals? I *get* it, there's a cataclysm a-comin', but I HAVE QUESTS TO TURN IN. #WoW
  • 09:45:26: Point of thought: Can one really be *eaten* by an elemental? #WoW
  • 09:46:26: Druitt, the Rogue Wainscotter and Part-time Ripper, has business in Stormwind, thank you. #WoW #Sanctuary
  • 09:46:57: I promise this time, it's not carving working girls into canoes. Unless the working girls are elementals. #WoW #Sanctuary
  • 09:47:55: @LilFerret Your wry sense of wit (so like mine) brings me great happiness this morning. Unfortunately, no pastry.
  • 09:48:11: @LilFerret YES, YES, I LIKE IT.
  • 13:45:24: If you were a hypothetical cat, would you want to be named after the world's greatest electrical engineer, or a teleporting wainscotter?
  • 13:45:48: Keeping in mind that wainscotting is a euphemism.
  • 13:46:22: I mean, it's also an actual thing, but in this case, it's a euphemism.
  • 13:47:01: Also, this wainscotter is very tall and good looking and makes me swoon.
  • 13:49:55: @replicarter8022 LOL. Thank you. Your vote has been counted.
  • 16:49:35: My brain is dead of grammar fail. But delightfully filled with classical music win.
  • 16:50:06: Such are the things with being a word lady.
  • 16:50:51: By which I mean, such are the fundamentals of being a contracted editor.
  • 16:51:14: Still. I've used up all my word power.
  • 16:51:28: GI specialist tomorrow. Yay!
  • 18:31:07: Ow, everything.
  • 18:33:16: Stomach no good, left eye feels like ground glass, kind of feeling like falling over.6y66t-+-------------
  • 18:33:23: Word, Tessa.
  • 18:34:19: I don't see it going uphill from here, so catch you all on the flipside. By which I mean LJ, sometime that isn't now.
  • 18:34:55: Fics on hold until I can get this eye thing under control. Sorry, @liliofthevaley and @windandthestars.
  • 18:36:00: Incidentally, if someone wants to write me fluffy cat fic, or, you know, Sanctuary, I promise I'll let the screen reader help me.


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18 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-17-2010



  • 19:38:15: I wear my sunglasses at night. Or would if I could find them.


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17 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-16-2010



  • 00:07:04: You know the Gravol has kicked in when you just fall right out of your chair.
  • 00:07:32: I think I have bruises, but I don't care. I'm too tired to care.
  • 00:07:59: So, obviously, I'm about to open up World of Warcraft. You know how it goes.
  • 00:09:59: Obviously, this is also a time when writing an LJ entry is imperative.
  • 00:49:06: LJ entry on bridge #2 being burned. Cathartic.
  • 10:58:14: Sister's heeeeeeeere.
  • 12:20:42: I wish I could filter certain people's names out of my Twitter feed. Like I want to know what she said.
  • 12:21:29: Yes, I have no patience. We have established this.
  • 12:22:26: I'm SO GLAD she's talking to everyone but me.
  • 12:22:47: Right. Guess I'm not over it.
  • 12:23:30: @windandthestars Stomach-sharing?
  • 12:25:29: @windandthestars I'm breathing! Fire. I'm just pouty because I have to call the dentist.
  • 12:26:17: @LilFerret *highfive* *fistbump* Um, *cuddle*
  • 12:27:57: @windandthestars My stomach offers its condolences. And evil laughter. Shhh, stomach. Nobody likes an evil organ.
  • 12:29:17: @windandthestars See? I knew you'd get it. Dentist = evil. Rin = dragon. Pillow = soft.
  • 12:30:24: @fumblingoctober I skipped everything but "I forfeit my clothes." ;)
  • 12:37:16: @LilFerret Word, sistah.
  • 12:37:58: Finally. Dentist called. Invisible checkmark for me.
  • 13:10:00: Bitch, peas.
  • 13:11:56: My leg aches. Will this never cease?
  • 14:13:29: *is totes not doing her finances in the middle of Starbucks*
  • 14:14:34: @windandthestars Mine too, actually.
  • 15:01:09: @windandthestars Dude, me too. For a glorious 4 days, I had them for dinner and KEPT THEM DOWN. It was marvelous.
  • 16:23:57: Okay, the crushing depression has officially set in. This time I promise not to eat peanut butter cups.
  • 16:25:09: Having developed a severe allergy to all nuts, including the ones masquerading as legumes.
  • 16:27:26: On that note, don't anyone ask what I did on Remembrance Day. It involved a lot "Do I stab myself with the EpiPen now or hope it subsides?"
  • 16:28:52: And wheezing.
  • 16:29:47: And vomiting, but that's pretty much par for the course.
  • 16:32:55: @windandthestars I really, really love you.
  • 19:09:11: Why do I have Spice Girls in my head? WHY?!
  • 19:11:15: Why do I keep coming back to Twitter? Whyyyyy?!
  • 19:15:29: I think this pain is a signal that I'm going to die. But in cute news, Tessa is sleeping on top of the router to keep warm.
  • 19:20:14: @LilFerret @xiratania O_O *has exploded of awesome*
  • 20:39:33: I CAN DANCE!
  • 20:43:08: Yeah, I really need to stop watching that video.
  • 20:43:57: @xiratania @LilFerret So...am I? Well, this is shaping up to be a *great* evening! :D
  • 21:28:58: 90+% gay and *still* attracted to Timothy Hutton. WHY IS THIS? #Leverage
  • 21:31:08: Quick, someone find out what Chris Heyerdahl, Tim Roth, RDA, and Timothy Hutton have in common. Anyone?
  • 21:31:44: @MichelleDaGreek HAI! *SQUISHES* I mean, *WAVES THEN SQUISHES*
  • 21:37:25: @LilFerret Tim Roth: 49, Timothy Hutton: 50, RDA: 60, Chris H: 6'4"
  • 21:37:50: @LilFerret Apparently, Chris transcends having an age.
  • 21:38:59: @LilFerret But damn if he isn't tall... *gets dreamy-eyed*
  • 21:39:32: @LilFerret I was testing your theory.
  • 21:40:05: @LilFerret And they're mostly twice my age.
  • 21:40:29: @LilFerret So, theoretically, you're right.
  • 21:41:38: But why them, and not, um, thinkofashowthinkofashow...
  • 21:42:31: Gah, my brain is just *nowhere* tonight.
  • 21:43:35: I watch TV, right? Why can't...oh God, Mark Harmon.
  • 21:45:00: I do have a type for the 9.995% of me that likes men. Older, taller, or Colin Ferguson...
  • 21:46:12: @LilFerret I'm on painkillers. Anything *shiny* is my mission. Also, naming hot people. That's a mission, right?
  • 21:46:43: Item 1: Amanda Tapping.
  • 21:47:16: Item 2--yep, there went my attention span.
  • 21:48:32: @LilFerret Can I have more than one mission? ...why am I asking you? Are you my superior officer? Actually, probably.
  • 21:49:07: Hey look, an elephant!
  • 21:50:51: It's like, if you follow my timeline, you start to see exactly where the Dilaudid starts to kick in.
  • 21:51:44: The answer is, 9 minutes ago.
  • 21:52:16: @LilFerret I like that this answers all 3 of my questions. <3
  • 22:53:31: OF COURSE, Hugh Laurie.
  • 22:53:59: Also, I feel genuinely nauseated, and there's nothing more I can take. This blows, obviously.
  • 22:54:42: @LilFerret And kisses to you too! ;)
  • 22:56:32: @LilFerret I mostly had it for my knee surgery, but it's come in very handy for the big giant spiky ball rolling around in my stomach.
  • 22:57:07: @LilFerret I can't remember how well it worked post-surgery, but I *do* remember that I was generally pretty hilarious.
  • 22:58:42: @LilFerret Word.


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16 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-15-2010



  • 00:41:42: Why do I continue to eat? Jesus. Owwwwwwwwwwwww.
  • 00:43:27: I am so tired of vomiting. Every fucking time I eat.
  • 00:45:37: *curls up next to @liliofthevaley, who, as I remember it, has all the pillows*
  • 00:49:34: @liliofthevaley Yes, yes you can.Especially since this has already turned into a series. I'm 3 sentences into three fics now.Simultaneously.
  • 00:50:12: @liliofthevaley But I will be curling up on your pillows.
  • 00:51:28: Stacy's Mom just came up on shuffle. Awesome. #sg14
  • 00:52:03: RT @xiratania: I want to be friends with Nymphadora Tonks. ;) She's fun! #HarryPotter #OrderOfThePhoenix
  • 10:34:27: I just woke up from a dream in which @liliofthevaley was dragging me to a concert. That was...weird.
  • 10:34:47: Other than that, I slept pretty terribly.
  • 10:36:17: And the computer has apparently decided that today is a Linux day. Fine, computer, you win. FOR NOW.
  • 10:38:03: Oh god, the cat is recompiling the kernel.
  • 10:38:31: I *think* she knows more about computers than she's letting on.
  • 15:11:35: Tessa sprawled all over the keyboard to the point where she shut down the computer. Thanks?
  • 15:12:00: And as usual, I hurt.
  • 15:13:13: @liliofthevaley I would have gladly gone to one of those. Instead you were dragging me to someone I'd never heard of.
  • 15:14:29: I should eat. I don't want to eat. My brain says it's lunch time, my stomach says fuck you.
  • 15:33:09: Uh...I have no reason to keep this Twitter public, do I?
  • 15:36:31: That's what I thought.
  • 15:37:04: If my own mother is kind enough to step back and say she won't read it, NEITHER THE HELL SHOULD MY MOTHER IN LAW.
  • 16:27:20: I've never called my cat by her full name so many times in one day.
  • 16:27:56: Uh, that is, her full *first* name.
  • 16:29:11: Her full first name being Tesseract.
  • 16:29:30: Her full name being Tesseract Hypercube Frederika von Ladycatbottom.
  • 16:30:58: "Tesseract, stop rolling on my keyboard." "Tesseract, stop throwing yourself at the wall." "Tesseract..."
  • 16:31:08: Word is losing allll meaning.
  • 16:31:54: The weird part being that she actually stops what she's doing when I say it.
  • 17:44:56: Should be moving laundry to dryer, but am currently wishing I didn't have organs.
  • 21:08:02: The nap, it did not help.


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15 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-14-2010



  • 22:28:27: I feel like complete and utter crud right now. 8 months of constant stabbing stomach pain is too fucking much.
  • 22:31:39: I have a high pain tolerance, sure, but I have sincerely lost my ability to deal with anyone or anything rationally.
  • 22:32:28: Or reasonably.
  • 22:34:13: @liliofthevaley Kate/Henry fic for you. Very late bday present. Give me your fave prompt.
  • 22:36:24: Did I do something to deserve all this pain? Karmic retribution?
  • 22:37:22: @liliofthevaley writing is all that's keeping me sane right now!
  • 22:42:09: @liliofthevaley This Friday. It cannot come soon enough.
  • 22:42:41: @liliofthevaley Excelllllent.
  • 22:43:24: And how many people have I alienated into just not caring?
  • 22:44:06: Olympics 2010 theme, you remind me of when this all began.
  • 22:46:02: At least I have @windandthestars and @liliofthevaley to write fic for this week.
  • 22:48:44: Also, srsly, iPod, I want to write Kate/Henry fic, not a Kate/Henry *fix*. Hmm, actually... I need a Kate/Henry fix.
  • 22:50:59: I apologize in advance for the Kate/Henry series that is sure to arise from doing this. No, no I really don't.
  • 22:51:26: @LilFerret LMAO


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14 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-13-2010





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13 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-12-2010



  • 13:49:46: Eeesh. Trying to write Sanctuary fic in the middle of Starbucks is awkward.
  • 13:50:27: Especially with that guy breathing over my shoulder.
  • 13:50:52: I know, dude, Helen/Will IS exciting.
  • 13:52:39: @windandthestars I'm *kind* of in a corner. Also, I hope you appreciate the sacrifices I'm making for you. :P
  • 14:05:07: Birthday fic, birthday fic, guess who's getting birthday fic...
  • 16:35:02: Oh god, so much shopping.
  • 18:56:13: *is in a Run-induced bliss coma* #SnowPatrol
  • 18:57:21: This and the laughing like a hyena at Discworld books may just get me kicked out of Starbucks.
  • 19:17:48: @windandthestars It was a chair. Against a wall. Surrounded by other chairs.
  • 19:18:28: Not watching #Sanctuary until 9.
  • 19:19:38: @Geektress Emo Superman? ...wait, every episode has that.
  • 19:23:25: Hot shit, this song *is* awesome. I *will* take back the city. #SnowPatrol
  • 23:04:55: That was a highly pleasant episode of #Sanctuary.


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08 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-07-2010



  • 02:35:41: I wish I wasn't feeling nearly so productive, because I am ridiculously exhausted.
  • 02:36:04: Case in point, I just crocheted for an hour while (at least) half-asleep.
  • 02:37:22: @Linkara19 Oh *thank* you. I was wondering why it felt like I'd already done 1am once already.
  • 02:45:34: Mmm, caucus revolt.
  • 15:45:44: In all seriousness, when I grow up, I wanna be a Blue Lantern.
  • 15:46:25: @Geektress EXACTLY. When were there 8? Who are all these Robins? Is Bruce Wayne dead?


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07 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-06-2010



  • 21:13:36: BATMAN IS FUCKING CONFUSING. Somebody needs to explain this, with pictures, and hand gestures (@Geektress)


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06 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-05-2010



  • 09:29:16: Ooo, Twitter's all slowwwww this morning. Like molasses through a, um, straw maybe?
  • 09:31:12: I got around to watching last week's Sanctuary just in time for this week's. Score?
  • 10:05:37: Remember, remember, the 5th of November, gunpowder, treason, and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
  • 10:06:03: Except, what the hell is a gunpowder treason?
  • 10:07:52: My knowledge of history is shady and really quite Canadian-centric.
  • 10:08:28: Except for the fact that there's approximately 20 prime ministers I can't name.
  • 10:09:15: John A. MacDonald (he was so drunk, he set his bed on fire, and nearly missed Confederation).
  • 10:09:44: Lester B. Pearson. I think they named an airport after him.
  • 10:10:23: Joe Clark, Kim Campbell, Brian Mulroney, Paul Martin, Jean Chretien, evil Stephen Harper...
  • 10:10:37: Diefenbaker. Nobody liked him.
  • 10:11:48: Trudeau. He said fuck you to the West, and no amount of dying erases that.
  • 10:11:53: However, he did say to stay out of the nation's bedrooms, which I'm all for.
  • 10:12:40: He also enacted the War Measures Act, which makes me throw my arms flailward.
  • 10:13:09: And there might have been some other guys.
  • 10:14:06: Awesome how I can name people who were PM for approximately 5 seconds, but forget...other...guys.
  • 10:16:24: Coffee!
  • 10:19:35: @liliofthevaley I'm pretty sure they did that with other PMs too. Just not over here. The minute they name one after Harper, hooooo boy.
  • 10:21:46: @liliofthevaley Opinion is divided. I'll admit he did some cool things. Screwing over the west not 1 of them.
  • 10:22:38: Wilfrid Laurier, Robert Borden(?), Mackenzie King...
  • 10:23:17: @rubyruy I do love you. <3
  • 10:23:47: RT @rubyruy: @xenontetroxide Alexander Mckenzie ! (or however it's spelled)
  • 10:24:27: @rubyruy ISN'T SOCIALS 10 COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOU?
  • 10:25:47: I...haven't found a PM I've liked yet. Could be because I'm a staunch #NDP supporter.
  • 10:28:28: And I've only been alive for...5 of them. 3/5 of them Conservative.
  • 10:30:15: GOOD MORNING, POLITICS!
  • 10:31:13: Though, I suppose if we're going for worst PM in recent years, Mulroney's pretty up there.
  • 10:36:05: THIS. This right here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Trudeau#Legacy_with_respect_to_western_Canada
  • 10:36:36: That's why I don't respect Trudeau, @liliofthevaley.
  • 22:44:26: I think I know more about Nikola Tesla than Eli Roth does. There, I said it.
  • 22:45:27: I challenge Eli Roth to a Tesla-off.
  • 22:45:44: Don't anybody tell Eli Roth.
  • 22:45:59: This is all a very confusing inside joke. I think.
  • 22:46:10: I need to stop narrating my tweets out loud.
  • 22:46:43: But damn if it's not a little amusing for all involved. Mostly me. Some Ruy. Tessa.
  • 22:50:57: The most entertaining conversations, are the ones you have by yourself.
  • 22:51:24: Boy, is that elephant distracting. *stares*
  • 22:53:08: I did not watch Sanctuary this evening. But that's okay. Instead, I had dinner. With Ruy.
  • 22:53:55: I could sit here all night and talk to myself. Stop snickering, Ruy.
  • 22:54:34: Two is company. Three is a parliament. Of owls.
  • 23:06:13: @LilFerret I won't blame it on the painkillers. ILU2!


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05 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-04-2010



  • 09:15:43: RT @LilFerret: Three words. You. Like. Girls. #tweetyour16yearoldself
  • 09:17:54: I retweet because, dude, I could have come out a whole year earlier.
  • 09:20:40: Publicly, even. Instead of just to my family, second semester of Grade 12.
  • 09:21:26: Maybe gotten a girlfriend. *cough* Okay, I wouldn't have dated anyone from high school. I already knew better.
  • 09:23:10: Also, when you can't tell your supposed BFF (former) that you like girls, until 7 years after everyone else knows, and in the context of...
  • 09:23:57: ...a fight, perhaps you should have considered, 7 years, before actually burning that bridge, that that BFFdom wasn't meant to be.
  • 09:25:44: #tweetyour16yearoldself Amber is a blood-sucking harpy. End the friendship now, while she's only walked all over you a little.
  • 09:26:37: #tweetyour16yearoldself See a damn psychiatrist. You'll save yourself 3 years of university in absolute despair.
  • 09:30:34: #tweetyour16yearoldself 9 years from now, you'll go to a convention that will change your life. For mostly the better, even.
  • 09:33:56: #tweetyour16yearoldself You might feel alone now, but 4.5 years from now, you *will* find the other half of your brain (@windandthestars)
  • 09:35:40: I'm making myself all teary-eyed. Life went the way it did for a reason. Whatever that was.


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04 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-03-2010



  • 18:33:41: 9 years too late, GORDON CAMPBELL FINALLY FUCKING RESIGNED. #bcpolitics #finafuckingly
  • 18:34:41: He ran our province, btw. And he's kind of an epic douchebag.
  • 18:35:51: After ruining BC for 9 years, fucking with every union, HE'S GONE!
  • 18:36:04: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • 18:40:16: Unfortunately, I just heard what happened with US politics, so I'm a little torn.


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03 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-02-2010



  • 11:37:00: I have a theory.
  • 11:37:28: @replicarter8022 *hugs and leaves with you*
  • 11:38:14: This theory is that 11:36 is way too late to take your main dose of anxiolytics, if you usually take them at 08:00.
  • 11:38:27: *clutches arms of chair in terror*
  • 11:41:26: In other news, those who follow me on LJ can look forward to several (at least two) new entries today.
  • 11:41:50: ...right after the clonazepam kicks in.
  • 11:43:24: @liliofthevaley *SMUSHES BACK* *chases with a pillow* <3


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