From Twitter 11-05-2010

• 09:29:16: Ooo, Twitter's all slowwwww this morning. Like molasses through a, um, straw maybe?
  
• 09:31:12: I got around to watching last week's Sanctuary just in time for this week's. Score?
  
• 10:05:37: Remember, remember, the 5th of November, gunpowder, treason, and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
  
• 10:06:03: Except, what the hell is a gunpowder treason?
  
• 10:07:52: My knowledge of history is shady and really quite Canadian-centric.
  
• 10:08:28: Except for the fact that there's approximately 20 prime ministers I can't name.
  
• 10:09:15: John A. MacDonald (he was so drunk, he set his bed on fire, and nearly missed Confederation).
  
• 10:09:44: Lester B. Pearson. I think they named an airport after him.
  
• 10:10:23: Joe Clark, Kim Campbell, Brian Mulroney, Paul Martin, Jean Chretien, evil Stephen Harper...
  
• 10:10:37: Diefenbaker. Nobody liked him.
  
• 10:11:48: Trudeau. He said fuck you to the West, and no amount of dying erases that.
  
• 10:11:53: However, he did say to stay out of the nation's bedrooms, which I'm all for.
  
• 10:12:40: He also enacted the War Measures Act, which makes me throw my arms flailward.
  
• 10:13:09: And there might have been some other guys.
  
• 10:14:06: Awesome how I can name people who were PM for approximately 5 seconds, but forget...other...guys.
  
• 10:16:24: Coffee!
  
• 10:19:35: @liliofthevaley I'm pretty sure they did that with other PMs too. Just not over here. The minute they name one after Harper, hooooo boy.
  
• 10:21:46: @liliofthevaley Opinion is divided. I'll admit he did some cool things. Screwing over the west not 1 of them.
  
• 10:22:38: Wilfrid Laurier, Robert Borden(?), Mackenzie King...
  
• 10:23:17: @rubyruy I do love you. <3
  
• 10:23:47: RT @rubyruy: @xenontetroxide Alexander Mckenzie ! (or however it's spelled)
  
• 10:24:27: @rubyruy ISN'T SOCIALS 10 COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOU?
  
• 10:25:47: I...haven't found a PM I've liked yet. Could be because I'm a staunch #NDP supporter.
  
• 10:28:28: And I've only been alive for...5 of them. 3/5 of them Conservative.
  
• 10:30:15: GOOD MORNING, POLITICS!
  
• 10:31:13: Though, I suppose if we're going for worst PM in recent years, Mulroney's pretty up there.
  
• 10:36:05: THIS. This right here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Trudeau#Legacy_with_respect_to_western_Canada
  
• 10:36:36: That's why I don't respect Trudeau, @liliofthevaley.
  
• 22:44:26: I think I know more about Nikola Tesla than Eli Roth does. There, I said it.
  
• 22:45:27: I challenge Eli Roth to a Tesla-off.
  
• 22:45:44: Don't anybody tell Eli Roth.
  
• 22:45:59: This is all a very confusing inside joke. I think.
  
• 22:46:10: I need to stop narrating my tweets out loud.
  
• 22:46:43: But damn if it's not a little amusing for all involved. Mostly me. Some Ruy. Tessa.
  
• 22:50:57: The most entertaining conversations, are the ones you have by yourself.
  
• 22:51:24: Boy, is that elephant distracting. *stares*
  
• 22:53:08: I did not watch Sanctuary this evening. But that's okay. Instead, I had dinner. With Ruy.
  
• 22:53:55: I could sit here all night and talk to myself. Stop snickering, Ruy.
  
• 22:54:34: Two is company. Three is a parliament. Of owls.
  
• 23:06:13: @LilFerret I won't blame it on the painkillers. ILU2!
  

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