From Twitter 11-16-2010

• 00:07:04: You know the Gravol has kicked in when you just fall right out of your chair.
  
• 00:07:32: I think I have bruises, but I don't care. I'm too tired to care.
  
• 00:07:59: So, obviously, I'm about to open up World of Warcraft. You know how it goes.
  
• 00:09:59: Obviously, this is also a time when writing an LJ entry is imperative.
  
• 00:49:06: LJ entry on bridge #2 being burned. Cathartic.
  
• 10:58:14: Sister's heeeeeeeere.
  
• 12:20:42: I wish I could filter certain people's names out of my Twitter feed. Like I want to know what she said.
  
• 12:21:29: Yes, I have no patience. We have established this.
  
• 12:22:26: I'm SO GLAD she's talking to everyone but me.
  
• 12:22:47: Right. Guess I'm not over it.
  
• 12:23:30: @windandthestars Stomach-sharing?
  
• 12:25:29: @windandthestars I'm breathing! Fire. I'm just pouty because I have to call the dentist.
  
• 12:26:17: @LilFerret *highfive* *fistbump* Um, *cuddle*
  
• 12:27:57: @windandthestars My stomach offers its condolences. And evil laughter. Shhh, stomach. Nobody likes an evil organ.
  
• 12:29:17: @windandthestars See? I knew you'd get it. Dentist = evil. Rin = dragon. Pillow = soft.
  
• 12:30:24: @fumblingoctober I skipped everything but "I forfeit my clothes." ;)
  
• 12:37:16: @LilFerret Word, sistah.
  
• 12:37:58: Finally. Dentist called. Invisible checkmark for me.
  
• 13:10:00: Bitch, peas.
  
• 13:11:56: My leg aches. Will this never cease?
  
• 14:13:29: *is totes not doing her finances in the middle of Starbucks*
  
• 14:14:34: @windandthestars Mine too, actually.
  
• 15:01:09: @windandthestars Dude, me too. For a glorious 4 days, I had them for dinner and KEPT THEM DOWN. It was marvelous.
  
• 16:23:57: Okay, the crushing depression has officially set in. This time I promise not to eat peanut butter cups.
  
• 16:25:09: Having developed a severe allergy to all nuts, including the ones masquerading as legumes.
  
• 16:27:26: On that note, don't anyone ask what I did on Remembrance Day. It involved a lot "Do I stab myself with the EpiPen now or hope it subsides?"
  
• 16:28:52: And wheezing.
  
• 16:29:47: And vomiting, but that's pretty much par for the course.
  
• 16:32:55: @windandthestars I really, really love you.
  
• 19:09:11: Why do I have Spice Girls in my head? WHY?!
  
• 19:11:15: Why do I keep coming back to Twitter? Whyyyyy?!
  
• 19:15:29: I think this pain is a signal that I'm going to die. But in cute news, Tessa is sleeping on top of the router to keep warm.
  
• 19:20:14: @LilFerret @xiratania O_O *has exploded of awesome*
  
• 20:39:33: I CAN DANCE!
  
• 20:43:08: Yeah, I really need to stop watching that video.
  
• 20:43:57: @xiratania @LilFerret So...am I? Well, this is shaping up to be a *great* evening! :D
  
• 21:28:58: 90+% gay and *still* attracted to Timothy Hutton. WHY IS THIS? #Leverage
  
• 21:31:08: Quick, someone find out what Chris Heyerdahl, Tim Roth, RDA, and Timothy Hutton have in common. Anyone?
  
• 21:31:44: @MichelleDaGreek HAI! *SQUISHES* I mean, *WAVES THEN SQUISHES*
  
• 21:37:25: @LilFerret Tim Roth: 49, Timothy Hutton: 50, RDA: 60, Chris H: 6'4"
  
• 21:37:50: @LilFerret Apparently, Chris transcends having an age.
  
• 21:38:59: @LilFerret But damn if he isn't tall... *gets dreamy-eyed*
  
• 21:39:32: @LilFerret I was testing your theory.
  
• 21:40:05: @LilFerret And they're mostly twice my age.
  
• 21:40:29: @LilFerret So, theoretically, you're right.
  
• 21:41:38: But why them, and not, um, thinkofashowthinkofashow...
  
• 21:42:31: Gah, my brain is just *nowhere* tonight.
  
• 21:43:35: I watch TV, right? Why can't...oh God, Mark Harmon.
  
• 21:45:00: I do have a type for the 9.995% of me that likes men. Older, taller, or Colin Ferguson...
  
• 21:46:12: @LilFerret I'm on painkillers. Anything *shiny* is my mission. Also, naming hot people. That's a mission, right?
  
• 21:46:43: Item 1: Amanda Tapping.
  
• 21:47:16: Item 2--yep, there went my attention span.
  
• 21:48:32: @LilFerret Can I have more than one mission? ...why am I asking you? Are you my superior officer? Actually, probably.
  
• 21:49:07: Hey look, an elephant!
  
• 21:50:51: It's like, if you follow my timeline, you start to see exactly where the Dilaudid starts to kick in.
  
• 21:51:44: The answer is, 9 minutes ago.
  
• 21:52:16: @LilFerret I like that this answers all 3 of my questions. <3
  
• 22:53:31: OF COURSE, Hugh Laurie.
  
• 22:53:59: Also, I feel genuinely nauseated, and there's nothing more I can take. This blows, obviously.
  
• 22:54:42: @LilFerret And kisses to you too! ;)
  
• 22:56:32: @LilFerret I mostly had it for my knee surgery, but it's come in very handy for the big giant spiky ball rolling around in my stomach.
  
• 22:57:07: @LilFerret I can't remember how well it worked post-surgery, but I *do* remember that I was generally pretty hilarious.
  
• 22:58:42: @LilFerret Word.
  

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