24 November, 2010

From Twitter 11-23-2010



  • 19:46:12: Good news is, I don't appear to be diabetic. Bad news, that's one of the last 4 things it could be before they just declare it idiopathic.
  • 19:49:17: Now, we're onto the weirder things.
  • 19:49:58: Like what I have affectionately begun referring to as the carbon-dating test.
  • 19:50:12: There's radioactivity involved.
  • 19:50:29: It's on Dec. 16th. 5 hours long.
  • 19:51:44: I think this is the one to check for bacterial overgrowth, but fuck if I know.
  • 19:55:05: Having looked it up, this would appear to be the case. I will still refer to it as the carbon-dating test. Because...why not?
  • 19:56:14: In other news, lab results say my liver is AWESOME.
  • 19:56:34: Also, kidneys.
  • 19:57:27: Also, I've apparently managed to maintain some semblance of not-malnourished.
  • 19:58:05: Sure, some of the numbers could be better, but my mother is just so *pleased* that I'm not in nutritional decline.
  • 19:58:39: That sounded sarcastic. She really is pleased.
  • 19:59:33: Personally, I'll be happy if the pain and vomiting go away, but I don't have high hopes, really.
  • 20:00:56: Ow.


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